The other elements were aggressively fine. Chicken is never my first choice at Chipotle, but I chose to interpret this, too, as an ode to Shawn Mendes, on account of both him and chicken being white meat. The lettuce was fresh. The beans were nothing to write home about. My brother’s girlfriend was going to throw away her salad dressing and 80 percent of her guac, but I saved it because I love eating other people’s garbage. I added her guac and dressing (honey vinaigrette) to my Shawn Mendes Bowl, which perverted his vision but provided some sorely needed notes of acid and brightness. You see, the Shawn Mendes Bowl has neither tomatoes nor jalapeños nor salsa — only corn salsa, which isn’t salsa; it’s corn. This made me unspeakably sad. I pictured Camila Cabello making Shawn dinner and the dinner upsetting his tummy and it being a whole thing. The car now smelled like cauliflower and sadness as we wheeled it around and started our two-hour journey … [Read more...] about I Ate the Shawn Mendes Bowl the Way Shawn Intended
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Well, hello, look at us inventing reasons to celebrate! The internet is breaking out the rainbow bows in honor of JoJo Siwa, who they believe has come out as part of the LGBTQ+ community. The 17-year-old dancer and children’s personality has been something of a gay icon for her adult queer and trans fans for years, but now some are thinking she’s more than an ally. In a TikTok posted on Wednesday night, Siwa lip-syncs to Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way,” an official-unofficial LGBTQ+ anthem. Specifically, Siwa lip-synced “No matter gay, straight, or bi, lesbian, transgendered life, I’m on the right track baby, I was born to survive,” while washed in a rainbow light and wearing a rainbow bow. Several influencers congratulated Siwa in the comments, including close friends James Charles and Colleen Ballinger, but it’s unclear if they know any better than the rest of us. … [Read more...] about What Could Jojo Siwa’s “Born This Way” TikTok Possibly Mean?
One-woman self-perpetuating news cycle Anjelica Huston took a break from her escalating Poms feud to go on Watch What Happens Live last night and discuss Jack Nicholson’s relative prowess in bed. During a game of “Plead the Fifth” with Andy Cohen, Huston was asked to describe what Nicholson was like in bed with three words, to which she asked, “What is that D thing?” RuPaul supplied “dick” — though it’s possible Huston meant to spell out “BDE” — and Huston added “very big.” “He’s well-endowed?” Cohen asks. “For the moment,” Huston replies. There you have it, Jack Nicholson has not only BDE but simply a BD, though after the game’s over, Huston says, “That was really hard, and sort of inaccurate, but we won’t go into it.” At that point, she could well be referring to the questions or something entirely different. … [Read more...] about Anjelica Huston Promises That Jack Nicholson Is ‘Very Big’ — Yes, in That Way
These include Zara's mother Princess Anne and her husband Sir Timothy Laurence, as well as her brother Peter Phillips, his ex-wife Autumn and their children, Savannah, ten, and Isla, eight. Their nearby location may mean that Zara and Mike count them among their support bubble or childcare bubble. … [Read more...] about Mike Tindall shares hilarious photo from homeschooling attempts
Friends and followers were quick to offer their condolences, with one person writing: "Never easy losing a friend but you're both better people for your friendship and you will always carry him with you." Another added: "We all too often let life get in the way, doesn't mean you don't love someone." Tom's celebrity pals also got in touch, with Ore Oduba writing: "Loads of love mate," while Izzy Judd added: "So sorry Tom." … [Read more...] about Tom Fletcher announces death of childhood friend in heartbreaking post